me: *brain short circuiting* he's got that.. tthat phallic pussy.... swag..

scientist: *shocks me again*

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

CLEANING

• Dish soap
• Laundry detergent
• All-purpose cleaner
• Hand soap
• Broom
• Mop
• Wash cloths / rags
• Vacuum
• Dustpan
• Lint roller
• Sponges

KITCHENWARE

• Plates
• Bowls
• Spoons
• Forks
• Knives
• Glasses
• Mugs
• Tongs
• Spatula
• Plastic wrap
• Ziplock baggies
• Garbage bags
• Paper towel
• Tupperware
• Ice tray
• Oven mitts
• Potato peeler
• Mixing bowls
• Frying pan
• Pot
• Baking sheet
• Whisk
• Stirring spoons / ladels
• Tea infuser ball
• Measuring cups
• Strainer
• Cutting board
• Coffee maker
• Kettle
• Toaster
• Magnets
• Dry erase markers
• Sticky notes
• Microwave
• Wire sponge
• Trash bin
• Recycling bin
• Rubber gloves
• Silverware organizer
• Measuring spoons
• Aluminum foil
• Wax paper
• Can opener
• Bottle opener
• Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.

LIVINGROOM

• Sofa
• Rocking chair (you know you want one)
• Loveseat
• Coasters
• Blankets
• Throw pillows
• Coffee table
• Book shelves
• TV
• TV stand
• Floor lamp
• End table
• Stereo system / radio

BEDROOM

• Mattress
• Box spring
• Bedframe
• Linens
• Sheets
• Comforter
• Hangers
• Laundry hamper
• Trash bin
• Curtains
• Pillows
• Pillow cases
• Night table
• Alarm clock
• Lamp
• Dresser
• Coat rack
• Desk / vanity
• Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

• Dining table
• Minimum of 2 chairs
• Coasters
• Placemat
• Tablecloth
• Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

• Face clothes
• Towel
• Soap bar
• Body wash
• Shampoo
• Conditioner
• Tissues
• Toilet paper
• Trash bin
• Plunger
• Toilet cleaner
• Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
• Hydrogen peroxide
• Antibacterial ointment
• First-Aid kit
• Tweezers
• Nail clippers
• Band-aids
• Shower rod
• Shower curtain
• Toothbrush
• Toothpaste
• Floss
• Period products
• Bathmat
• Air freshener
• Trash bin
• Towel rod
• Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

• Elastic bands
• Stapler
• Stables
• Paper clips
• Needles and thread
• AA / AAA batteries
• Light bulbs
• Extension cords
• Scotch tape
• Duct tape
• Shovel
• Rake (if you have a yard)
• Stain remover
• Jar of courters for laundry mat
• Screw drivers
• Hammer
• Nails
• Sticky tack
• Screws
• Box cutter / X-acto
• Pliers
• Wrench
• Pens
• Paper
• Pencils
• Pencil sharpener
• Eraser
• Welcome matt
• Shoe rack
• Coat rack
• Flashlight
• Flashlight batteries
• Watch batteries
• Rechargeable batteries and charger
• Safe place to discard dead batteries
• Candles
• Matches
• Lighter
• Mini travel fans
• Real fans
• Emergency Survival kit
• Fire extinguisher
• Landline phone
• Window air conditioner
• Carbon monoxide alarm
• Fire alarm

FOOD STUFF

• Mustard
• Ketchup
• Mayo
• Salt
• Pepper
• Baking soda
• Flour
• Eggs
• Milk
• Bread
• Olive oil
• Tea
• Jam
• Peanut-butter
• Coffee grounds
• Cereal
• Rice
• Pasta
• Vegetable soup
• Tomato sauce
• Frozen vegetables
• Crackers
• Chickpeas / lentils
• Apples
• Oranges
• Granola bars
• Juice
• Hot chocolate mix
• Frozen meats

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Remember to customize for your needs and that you don’t have to have everything on this list!

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glad we're all on the same page

the internet archive could murder me in cold blood if it benefited archival, also where can i buy some of that internet archive heroin?

As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.

As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.

On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".

Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.

Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?

So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.

Can you imagine the chaos of a 10 year poll with the options

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Can you imagine

the chaos of a 10 year

poll with the options

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

WHAT

Wheb i die fuck ig i wanna go to hell csuse i got hit with a mario cart blue shell

No-fault divorce is actually very recent. That is, a divorce just because you wanted to get divorced and not because they were guilty of some provable transgression. California's no-fault divorce law was 1966; the latest US state, it was 2010. When I was in Catholic school, we were taught to believe in and promote anti-no-fault-divorce positions. This is very recent history, and you cannot take even this for granted. Stop being "edgy" about feminism and its flaws. Every movement will have some flaws. But do you not think that this, and the risk it represents, is significant to women as a class of all backgrounds?

it's literally as simple as "if you are against no-fault divorce, you believe that men should be able to own women like property".

when i die i'll wake up in a point and click escape the room game from 2007 and when i escape the room i'll wake up in regular hell, and when i solve hell's puzzles i'll wake up in my bed and spend 2 hours on my phone reading about the symptoms of mold poisoning even though i know that's not what that was